tell me something i don't know

fuck netflix

if yo skin is white you gotta go to the doctor, melanin is important for protection against skin cancer

melanin is a protection against uv light, not skin cancer

but yeah, so the police officer I talked to about this death threar incident was mega chill and was like "take a card, gotta give em out."

(UV light is a contributor to skin cancer, but yes I skipped a step, TY)

some people actually believe melanin gives them the ability to fly and lift cars like superman... until the white man invented drugs to steal their superpowers

melanin theory...

u wot m8?

superman doesn't fly, he leaps

get it right

if melanin protects you against cancer then how do you explain buzzfeed?

checkmate atheists

superman leaps, then alters the gravitational field in the direction in which he wishes to travel

this is DC canon

at least, dc headcanon

Different cancer

dick cannister?

everyone who drinks dihydrogen monoxide dies, therefore it causes death

you need to swap your prayer to Protect from Buzzfeed

foolproof logic

but I really think it's cool that they made the cards as a joke so the kids would be less afraid to go to the resource officers when they have problems, and then it became an actual thing.

that's actually really neat

the elementary kids love bragging about how many they have

ban dihydrogen mono-oxide!

it's adorable

Letter I got

Oh

Not full

the UN is a joke

Wait a moment

The rest of it

The funny part

I nearly taught the on-campus minister at my school how to play Magic: the Gathering™ the other day

UN head for human rights, saudi arabia

Freud and Nietzsche kek

At the hospital with my mom right now guys.

How you guys doing?

What happened?!