Fun fact, today is my birthday and i don't feel older

I am 15 but feel like 25. Can I go buy alcohol

i got u

@GoldenPhoenix sounds vaguely pedo

like shouldn't I be more intelligent by now?

I am not drinking

gay

not in neat future

Drinking sounds gay

I've known people who have tried to just go down the "I am going to treat my obvious issue with my natural hormones because obviously being trans is just in my head and I am my gender assigned at birth." I have seen it almost kill people.

I'm inside the body of a 30 year old.

I'm 26 and I feel like I should start digging my hole

nah trolling aside you shouldnt drink yet

lol, when i was 12, everyone online thought i was a full grown adult, now i act more like a child

20 years ago i was in the body of a 10 year old

i should be arrested

@Undead Mockingbird hawt

women are naked under their clothes, how indecent

I know you guys haven't seen that, so it's hard for you to see just what it can do to them, but I have seen it, and I have seen people fucking die from it.

@Rouqen your name sounds foreign, feel free to start drinking at 16

Anecdotal

I am foreign

did you know that women have a higher body fat percentage than pigs?

Ukrainian

Kek

Rouqen doesnt drink tho

He's a gay

Running was invented in 1612 by Thomas Running when he tried to walk twice at the same time.

I am not drinking before I am stable

women basically consist mostly of fat

Get stable so you can get bourbon

boiii

Yep

women are 70% water, and such only 30% human

Wine seems tasty

Beer seems gay

lel

Beer makes you fat

Vodka seems ok

Sjw cereal