Message from @P̆̔r̄ì̓e̎́s̋͝t̓

Discord ID: 540377777312890880


2019-01-31 03:46:46 UTC  

i heard that the staff at huffpo identified as journalists

2019-01-31 03:46:50 UTC  

but the world disagreed

2019-01-31 03:47:06 UTC  

In fact, being transage makes more sense to me than being transexual, since one is more likely to know what it "feels" like to be younger than what it is to "feel" like the other sex.

2019-01-31 03:47:09 UTC  

fuck me

2019-01-31 03:47:15 UTC  

i need to go on an 80's movie binge

2019-01-31 03:47:18 UTC  

i'm 30 but feel like 29

2019-01-31 03:47:23 UTC  

But yea, I'm sure if you fed in to a schizophrenics delusions, he'd feel better in some way, it still isnt a long term solution

2019-01-31 03:47:27 UTC  

stop that shit at the source

2019-01-31 03:47:36 UTC  

I'm nearly 21, but feel like I'm 12 tbh

2019-01-31 03:47:39 UTC  

Fun fact, today is my birthday and i don't feel older

2019-01-31 03:47:44 UTC  

I am 15 but feel like 25. Can I go buy alcohol

2019-01-31 03:47:49 UTC  

i got u

2019-01-31 03:47:50 UTC  

@GoldenPhoenix sounds vaguely pedo

2019-01-31 03:47:57 UTC  

like shouldn't I be more intelligent by now?

2019-01-31 03:48:01 UTC  

I am not drinking

2019-01-31 03:48:04 UTC  

gay

2019-01-31 03:48:12 UTC  

not in neat future

2019-01-31 03:48:16 UTC  

Drinking sounds gay

2019-01-31 03:48:17 UTC  

I've known people who have tried to just go down the "I am going to treat my obvious issue with my natural hormones because obviously being trans is just in my head and I am my gender assigned at birth." I have seen it almost kill people.

2019-01-31 03:48:18 UTC  

I'm inside the body of a 30 year old.

2019-01-31 03:48:21 UTC  

I'm 26 and I feel like I should start digging my hole

2019-01-31 03:48:26 UTC  

nah trolling aside you shouldnt drink yet

2019-01-31 03:48:28 UTC  

lol, when i was 12, everyone online thought i was a full grown adult, now i act more like a child

2019-01-31 03:48:35 UTC  

20 years ago i was in the body of a 10 year old

2019-01-31 03:48:39 UTC  

i should be arrested

2019-01-31 03:48:39 UTC  
2019-01-31 03:48:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/540377906971672576/aoeK5q0_460s.png

2019-01-31 03:49:01 UTC  

women are naked under their clothes, how indecent

2019-01-31 03:49:23 UTC  

I know you guys haven't seen that, so it's hard for you to see just what it can do to them, but I have seen it, and I have seen people fucking die from it.

2019-01-31 03:49:32 UTC  

@Rouqen your name sounds foreign, feel free to start drinking at 16

2019-01-31 03:49:38 UTC  

Anecdotal

2019-01-31 03:49:48 UTC  

I am foreign

2019-01-31 03:49:49 UTC  

did you know that women have a higher body fat percentage than pigs?

2019-01-31 03:49:52 UTC  

Ukrainian

2019-01-31 03:49:54 UTC  

Kek

2019-01-31 03:49:55 UTC  

Rouqen doesnt drink tho

2019-01-31 03:50:04 UTC  

He's a gay

2019-01-31 03:50:07 UTC  

Running was invented in 1612 by Thomas Running when he tried to walk twice at the same time.

2019-01-31 03:50:08 UTC  

I am not drinking before I am stable

2019-01-31 03:50:15 UTC  

women basically consist mostly of fat

2019-01-31 03:50:24 UTC  

Get stable so you can get bourbon