nah trolling aside you shouldnt drink yet

lol, when i was 12, everyone online thought i was a full grown adult, now i act more like a child

20 years ago i was in the body of a 10 year old

i should be arrested

@Undead Mockingbird hawt

women are naked under their clothes, how indecent

I know you guys haven't seen that, so it's hard for you to see just what it can do to them, but I have seen it, and I have seen people fucking die from it.

@Rouqen your name sounds foreign, feel free to start drinking at 16

Anecdotal

I am foreign

did you know that women have a higher body fat percentage than pigs?

Ukrainian

Kek

Rouqen doesnt drink tho

He's a gay

Running was invented in 1612 by Thomas Running when he tried to walk twice at the same time.

I am not drinking before I am stable

women basically consist mostly of fat

Get stable so you can get bourbon

boiii

Yep

women are 70% water, and such only 30% human

Wine seems tasty

Beer seems gay

lel

Beer makes you fat

Vodka seems ok

Sjw cereal

Generally

genetically we are 40% banana

sure it is, but again, you haven't seen what it does to them. I've seen it

Nah vodka tastes like fucking antiseptic

Not natural hormones

B

all alcohols make you fat because it disturbs your intestinal balance and your liver

Medical treatment

Lies. Running was invented by chuck norris. They needed a name to call what people do when they see him.

I WANT THE CHOCOLATE ONES TOO

beer makes you more fat tho

REEEEEEE