women are naked under their clothes, how indecent

I know you guys haven't seen that, so it's hard for you to see just what it can do to them, but I have seen it, and I have seen people fucking die from it.

@Rouqen your name sounds foreign, feel free to start drinking at 16

Anecdotal

I am foreign

did you know that women have a higher body fat percentage than pigs?

Ukrainian

Kek

Rouqen doesnt drink tho

He's a gay

Running was invented in 1612 by Thomas Running when he tried to walk twice at the same time.

I am not drinking before I am stable

women basically consist mostly of fat

Get stable so you can get bourbon

boiii

Yep

women are 70% water, and such only 30% human

Wine seems tasty

Beer seems gay

lel

Beer makes you fat

Vodka seems ok

Sjw cereal

Generally

genetically we are 40% banana

sure it is, but again, you haven't seen what it does to them. I've seen it

Nah vodka tastes like fucking antiseptic

Not natural hormones

B

all alcohols make you fat because it disturbs your intestinal balance and your liver

Medical treatment

Lies. Running was invented by chuck norris. They needed a name to call what people do when they see him.

I WANT THE CHOCOLATE ONES TOO

beer makes you more fat tho

REEEEEEE

the "hormones they are meant to have"

beer doesn't make you fat, laziness makes you fat

you can drink 20 bears an hour, if you work it off

you gotta workout slut

And copious amounts of beer