Message from @Maddie

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2019-01-31 14:18:29 UTC  

The problem is that men just dont want to take a pill

2019-01-31 14:18:29 UTC  

Few side effects great

2019-01-31 14:18:40 UTC  

The womens pill has side effects

2019-01-31 14:18:44 UTC  

You don’t have to worry about that

2019-01-31 14:18:44 UTC  

They both do

2019-01-31 14:18:53 UTC  

Because you’re not fucking me

2019-01-31 14:18:53 UTC  

then stop fucking men, you stupid whore

2019-01-31 14:18:58 UTC  

Men

2019-01-31 14:19:02 UTC  

Im not fucking men

2019-01-31 14:19:06 UTC  

Don’t fuck me 😠

2019-01-31 14:19:14 UTC  

then fuck animals, no pregnancy

2019-01-31 14:19:25 UTC  

so don't fuck her, fuck animals, got it.

2019-01-31 14:19:26 UTC  

withdrawal/pulling out has a pearl index of 22%, meaning, if you exclusivly use that for birth control for a year you will have 0.22 children on average. For condoms its 18%.

2019-01-31 14:19:27 UTC  

what happens when we discover some animals and humans can interbreed?

2019-01-31 14:19:28 UTC  

men are gross disgusting and vile. Straight women have poor taste

2019-01-31 14:19:29 UTC  

Oh, then how come you are a single mom?

2019-01-31 14:19:35 UTC  

Did you adopt?

2019-01-31 14:19:42 UTC  

I dont have a child

2019-01-31 14:19:49 UTC  

honey, i'm confident you're mor gross and vile than me 😉

2019-01-31 14:19:55 UTC  

yeah we are gross, disgusting and vile, so?

2019-01-31 14:19:56 UTC  

if you say so

2019-01-31 14:20:00 UTC  

i know so

2019-01-31 14:20:00 UTC  

Wait

2019-01-31 14:20:04 UTC  

You lesbian

2019-01-31 14:20:11 UTC  

Study says it makes you unhealthy

2019-01-31 14:20:15 UTC  

what's gross disgusting and vile?

2019-01-31 14:20:19 UTC  

Maddie is

2019-01-31 14:20:21 UTC  

I am so relieved

2019-01-31 14:20:21 UTC  

study also says jews are people

2019-01-31 14:20:23 UTC  

if men are so great then go ahead and sleep with them

2019-01-31 14:20:23 UTC  

what of it?

2019-01-31 14:20:26 UTC  

Oh wait

2019-01-31 14:20:27 UTC  

i am!

2019-01-31 14:20:28 UTC  

You wont

2019-01-31 14:20:35 UTC  

😏

2019-01-31 14:20:36 UTC  

Easy solution, don’t pick a college student to test contraceptives because they are not active healthy eating pillars of society

2019-01-31 14:20:38 UTC  

I sleep with a person who identifies as a man 😉

2019-01-31 14:20:41 UTC  

hue hueeee!!!

2019-01-31 14:20:42 UTC  

What? I am bi sexual

2019-01-31 14:20:49 UTC  

I would sleep with a man

2019-01-31 14:20:49 UTC  

Hah gaythe