!agree

"They have captivated the attention of the world, and I know they will use it for the goo – maybe even to bring people together."

Eww

How did they not even copy and paste correctly?

Chinese news is having a field day, there's been a lot of lols

@Zuihou it was on tv so I really don't know how to find their achives

basically they were talking about how the american public were frenzied so easily with a 1 minute video

dude's gotta get paid

you can't simply ask the government to provide military records. Discharge papers post-1957 aren't available to anyone, except the veteran and his close family members.

https://www.vetverify.org/

I'm mixed too, my mom's Chinese and my dad is Chinese, so I'm half Chinese and half Chinese

bing.com

#notallshauns

Have you tried the imaginary grocery store? They take bitcoin

imaginarygrocerystore.com

yeah, but you have to move to japan

oh no, not teh naziss, whatever will i do??

im literally more scared of a deer buck than of nazis

lol

teenagers larping = neo nazis

lol

oh no, they support hitler, im so scared

he wants to know if bush did part-time at 7/11

they also say they have a 12inch dick

and imma bealieve it when i c it

LOL SMOKED MEATS

do you accept semen though?

damn right i do

fill me up daddy

"normal people"

i don't think i've met a retarded scam artist before

wait, are we using the literal retarded or the figurative retarded? am i retarded for asking?

love is a strong word

#imanaquantainceofIsrael

#israelcangoundertheshirtbutnomore

#donaldtrumpisahumanbeing

#ihaveseendonaldtrumponthetv

I dated Israel once but we broke up because we wanted differnt things

Same reason they kiss teh Saudi's ring: geopolitics

Kissinger's never left teh white house

I'll say it, Israel employs an army of wizards who can brain wash anyone on earth to loving the Zion state

Israel has SCPs that can deploy memetic agents

Israel is actually chuck norris in disguise

dont eat shit, it's disgusting, trust me

I AM A JEW SPY

hi tired, im witan

i thought aussies were white slaves owned by the chinese

aussies are like americans that speak with a retarded accent

gday mate, u want to throw some shrimp on the barbie?

crikey, that's a big fella

that's not a knife, this is a knife

i'm pretty sure cancer is worse than shit

not a doctor

settle this, which is worse

cancer or shit?

u got me there,

cancer is pretty lulz

now say that in chinese

australians have kangaroos tho0ugh, that's pretty cool

"near impossible" so you're saying there's a chance

😃

i've tried but australia's pussy's too big

how about we all just develop x-genes so that we can mutate superpowers

that way guns will be usesless

SOMEBODY GET ME A RADIOACTIVE SPIDER

have you tried raping the burglar instead?

it wont be assult then

what if it's a sexual emergency?

praise allah

the lack of fine looking bitches is what's wrong with NE

with any luck burqa senator gets roasted by the sun

sounds sexy

yeah but he's white though

obviously he's going to jail

can i rob people if i don't get caught?

sweet

look, all i have to do is find harry potter's cloak of invisibility and then its ROBBIN SEASON

what if i just murder all the witnesses?

then i wont be caught

brb quicksaving

f5 to rob

what about i let gentlely caress the burglar, slowly moving my hands up and down their shaft, work the balls and softly whisper sweat words in their ears

is that illegal?

ive been to gay bars, a lot more fun than disney

are we allowed to say niggers?

sweet

nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga, i'm 100% nigga

how much of a deal are these tampons?

how much can i save in terms of money?

oh

i actually wanted to get some tampons

lol "secret"

it's only polite to have tampons in your home for any guests with unexpected situations

i literally have 1 left

"usually"

@DrWittMDPhD oh daddy yes

harder

or, and just hear me out, we nuke the whole fucking place

EVERYBODY DIES