The womens pill has side effects

You don’t have to worry about that

They both do

Because you’re not fucking me

then stop fucking men, you stupid whore

Men

Im not fucking men

Don’t fuck me 😠

then fuck animals, no pregnancy

so don't fuck her, fuck animals, got it.

withdrawal/pulling out has a pearl index of 22%, meaning, if you exclusivly use that for birth control for a year you will have 0.22 children on average. For condoms its 18%.

what happens when we discover some animals and humans can interbreed?

men are gross disgusting and vile. Straight women have poor taste

Oh, then how come you are a single mom?

Did you adopt?

I dont have a child

honey, i'm confident you're mor gross and vile than me 😉

yeah we are gross, disgusting and vile, so?

if you say so

i know so

Wait

You lesbian

Study says it makes you unhealthy

what's gross disgusting and vile?

Maddie is

I am so relieved

study also says jews are people

if men are so great then go ahead and sleep with them

what of it?

Oh wait

i am!

You wont

😏

Easy solution, don’t pick a college student to test contraceptives because they are not active healthy eating pillars of society

I sleep with a person who identifies as a man 😉

hue hueeee!!!

What? I am bi sexual

I would sleep with a man

Hah gaythe

i make a man cum every night, granted its me, but still

@Maddie i will definatly sleep with a trap before the average woman. and im fucking straight