I'm a doctor.

pfft

he wishes he could turn out like me

@Pirate theyre fine tho. It was really just from prolly beating my dick and living in an abusive household so I had the meme anxiety

he cannot possibly aspire to this

let the doctor help you

@Hatter are you american?

no lol

s c o l a n

I've already asked if I can have the snip but apparently I'm too young.

then you should have decent healthcare

aye i do

get into get checked

Beat your dick more than your parents beat you. Coping method

@Pirate out of curiosity do you jizz less?

but i dinnae want no nhs nurse touchin my balls

You're allowed to get it at 21 here

fucking do you jizz less

oi nah

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1541139365000.webm

@coattailsandbowties not per load but total loads

that's funny

I could probably get it done private.

Probably

I'll give you the snip for a tenner in that alleyway there

so I used to shoot ropes 4 times a day, now I shoot ropes 2 times a day

Oh so like you can have fewer wanks before you get tired out

Can you be unsnipped?

No

you can't get a new foreskin loooooool

You can regrow it actually

@coattailsandbowties mate why are you asking this

Technically yes, although it's very arduous and may not succeed, which is why it's toted as permanent

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1541140449578.webm

I think the reason is they won't do it for you is that the possibility of when you're young it can reverse itself @Tailed Feature

@CheekyOGNutZach told you, curiosity

well

@CheekyOGNutZach boy do i have some good news for you

I don't really need it done anyway, can't get a sock pregnant.

Ok well I'm currently at risk of drowning so imma put my phone down and fall asleep faster. Gnight forever cunts <:GWqlabsLove:392307831363076096>

get out the bath you weapon