Message from @Pirate

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2018-11-03 10:24:21 UTC  

@Tailed Feature don't you want kids someday

2018-11-03 10:24:25 UTC  

If it was torsion you'd be in absolute agony and dead by now.

2018-11-03 10:24:26 UTC  

Why aren't balls internal and we just get a better watercooling system round that area

2018-11-03 10:24:30 UTC  

Intern

2018-11-03 10:24:31 UTC  

@Pirate nah they're fine now

2018-11-03 10:24:32 UTC  

@Deleted User Hell no.

2018-11-03 10:24:36 UTC  

Lol

2018-11-03 10:24:38 UTC  

right but torsion pain is the main indicator of cancer

2018-11-03 10:24:44 UTC  

Kids are gross

2018-11-03 10:24:52 UTC  

kids are the worst std

2018-11-03 10:24:59 UTC  

Kids are parasites.

2018-11-03 10:25:00 UTC  

get a doctor to check for lumps, get an ultrasound, get your shit sorted

2018-11-03 10:25:29 UTC  

i love the flinstones

2018-11-03 10:25:34 UTC  

I want to get married and have two children I don't care if they are boy or girl as long as they're healthy after that im getting fixed

2018-11-03 10:25:35 UTC  

If you don't you might turn out like pirate

2018-11-03 10:25:35 UTC  

I'm a doctor.

2018-11-03 10:25:41 UTC  

pfft

2018-11-03 10:25:46 UTC  

he wishes he could turn out like me

2018-11-03 10:25:48 UTC  

@Pirate theyre fine tho. It was really just from prolly beating my dick and living in an abusive household so I had the meme anxiety

2018-11-03 10:25:51 UTC  

he cannot possibly aspire to this

2018-11-03 10:25:59 UTC  

let the doctor help you

2018-11-03 10:26:08 UTC  

@Hatter are you american?

2018-11-03 10:26:11 UTC  

no lol

2018-11-03 10:26:16 UTC  

s c o l a n

2018-11-03 10:26:18 UTC  

I've already asked if I can have the snip but apparently I'm too young.

2018-11-03 10:26:18 UTC  

then you should have decent healthcare

2018-11-03 10:26:21 UTC  

aye i do

2018-11-03 10:26:23 UTC  

get into get checked

2018-11-03 10:26:25 UTC  

Beat your dick more than your parents beat you. Coping method

2018-11-03 10:26:26 UTC  

@Pirate out of curiosity do you jizz less?

2018-11-03 10:26:28 UTC  

but i dinnae want no nhs nurse touchin my balls

2018-11-03 10:26:36 UTC  

You're allowed to get it at 21 here

2018-11-03 10:26:41 UTC  

fucking do you jizz less

2018-11-03 10:26:43 UTC  

oi nah

2018-11-03 10:26:48 UTC  

@coattailsandbowties not per load but total loads

2018-11-03 10:26:49 UTC  

that's funny

2018-11-03 10:26:53 UTC  

I could probably get it done private.

2018-11-03 10:26:59 UTC  

Probably

2018-11-03 10:27:08 UTC  

I'll give you the snip for a tenner in that alleyway there