@Tailed Feature don't you want kids someday

If it was torsion you'd be in absolute agony and dead by now.

Why aren't balls internal and we just get a better watercooling system round that area

Intern

@Pirate nah they're fine now

@Deleted User Hell no.

Lol

right but torsion pain is the main indicator of cancer

Kids are gross

kids are the worst std

Kids are parasites.

get a doctor to check for lumps, get an ultrasound, get your shit sorted

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1541134224888.webm

i love the flinstones

I want to get married and have two children I don't care if they are boy or girl as long as they're healthy after that im getting fixed

If you don't you might turn out like pirate

I'm a doctor.

pfft

he wishes he could turn out like me

@Pirate theyre fine tho. It was really just from prolly beating my dick and living in an abusive household so I had the meme anxiety

he cannot possibly aspire to this

let the doctor help you

@Hatter are you american?

no lol

s c o l a n

I've already asked if I can have the snip but apparently I'm too young.

then you should have decent healthcare

aye i do

get into get checked

Beat your dick more than your parents beat you. Coping method

@Pirate out of curiosity do you jizz less?

but i dinnae want no nhs nurse touchin my balls

You're allowed to get it at 21 here

fucking do you jizz less

oi nah

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1541139365000.webm

@coattailsandbowties not per load but total loads

that's funny

I could probably get it done private.

Probably

I'll give you the snip for a tenner in that alleyway there