Message from @sweatercowsandsass
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and pens to write with.
get well soon cards
Aye marked up to fuck.
aye that too
I went in for an endoscopy last year and after it they asked me if I wanted something to eat so I said yeah... they gave me a ham sandwich and some orange juice... the ham sandwich had ONE wee piss thin bit of ham on it and the bread was solid. Went home and ate a chinky.
lol
Chinky
See told you coats.
Mention a chinky.
I was fucked out my tits tbh
Did they sedate you?
I thought food would be better
Aye but not fully under
shame on me ay
Just very very drowsy
Had to get a lift home and wheeled out cause I was that out my face
I feel tired now but it's my night off and I dinnae want to sleep it away.
lucky, I had a colonoscopy, bastards blew me up like a balloon fully awake
These painkillers make me feel itchy.
Kept running off and going into the hospital gift shop and playing with the balloons
I asked to be sedated cause I was anxious
funny thing I noticed, the fast food joints are literally opposite the hospital's residential mental health unit
yeah if you need to pass wind just let it out, not easy with a big fucking tube up your arse
I be back now
Happnin @Deleted User
got four sausage rollo's
so all those poor buggers get to watch people munching pizzas and shit while they're eating crap
Did you enjoy yer Greggs ya bean
I'm making an oven dinner tonight
aye too right
Spicy chicken things n curly fries
Nae stea bbakk
Steakbake
Really cba cooking
they didny hiv any left
As much as I want to make mac n cheese, I canny be arsed
@sweatercowsandsass I'm marved now like.
I might make a council dish.
Ham chips and beans.
I feel that