aye that too

I went in for an endoscopy last year and after it they asked me if I wanted something to eat so I said yeah... they gave me a ham sandwich and some orange juice... the ham sandwich had ONE wee piss thin bit of ham on it and the bread was solid. Went home and ate a chinky.

lol

Chinky

See told you coats.

Mention a chinky.

I was fucked out my tits tbh

Did they sedate you?

I thought food would be better

Aye but not fully under

shame on me ay

Just very very drowsy

Had to get a lift home and wheeled out cause I was that out my face

I feel tired now but it's my night off and I dinnae want to sleep it away.

lucky, I had a colonoscopy, bastards blew me up like a balloon fully awake

These painkillers make me feel itchy.

Kept running off and going into the hospital gift shop and playing with the balloons

@Liam I had one of those too

I asked to be sedated cause I was anxious

funny thing I noticed, the fast food joints are literally opposite the hospital's residential mental health unit

yeah if you need to pass wind just let it out, not easy with a big fucking tube up your arse

I be back now

Happnin @Deleted User

got four sausage rollo's

so all those poor buggers get to watch people munching pizzas and shit while they're eating crap

Did you enjoy yer Greggs ya bean

I'm making an oven dinner tonight

aye too right

Spicy chicken things n curly fries

Nae stea bbakk

Steakbake

Really cba cooking

they didny hiv any left

As much as I want to make mac n cheese, I canny be arsed

@sweatercowsandsass I'm marved now like.

I might make a council dish.

Ham chips and beans.

I feel that

council dish lol

I’d kill some mac and cheese

Can’t be fucked making the sauce