ok cute

I have a cat named pinky cos it's dumb like the mouse

@Kai the reason there's a degree of error is for when people forget to take it. When taken perfectly it's pretty much impossible to get pregnant.

@Cow @coattailsandbowties Congrats both of you, your baby is gonna have a majestic beard with sjw tendencies from time to time, ***God be with you***

lol

Perganant = Coattails

I don't mind liberal views.

Can’t wait to see how often @coattailsandbowties ‘s kid leaves the server

^

oof

Where did this come from btw?

It's an odd "joke".

who do you think

Marzipan

What is up my fellow negros

She was having pregnancy cravings for Marzipan

I said to her that if she is smelling things that aren't there she must be pregnant @Cow

Sup bro

Donny sprung it lol

@Cow i said I was having cravings for marzipan and they took it to mean I'm pregnant

Wait what happened to like half the group

@Cow and your accepting father, your child is going to be a fine example of a properly brought up child

@Tea 👈😎👈

what is happening

My man

@asda smart price Don't even speak with that kind of damn animal fucker

bust out the cigars

@Cow Teach that lil nigga how to skateboard

Man

Wait what

Oh, so Coat said something inocuous and y'all just went autism with it.

@Red Pulsating Rod fuck off

Bahahaha

@Cow THANK YOU

Yeah pretty much

My mom was on the pill and she took it as directed yet here I am @coattailsandbowties

yea

That is exactly what happened

No sense in denying it now

I'm just here for pussy jokes tho

essentially yes @Cow