eat more fibre

I just blocked my bog.

A big bunker buster. You're going to sink the HMS porcelain @coattailsandbowties

I pooped earlier, it was like giving birth.

Good to hear

@Tailed Feature thats the way mine was 5 minutes ago

@42

Nicolle. I want confirmation no one shits like t-shirt.

Those big pipe layers

Natal poop.

I eat very sporadically, I might graze throughout the day, or I might have a single big meal in the evening.

@Tea naw man his shits are the smelliest and biggest ever.

He also sings poo raps while hes shitting

What a champ.

doesn't lend well to regular bowel movements.

He's a lad big t-shirt.

I have two shits in the morning, every morning

Mines for like a high pressure fire house.

two?????

I have to poop

I only poop once a day

One at half 5 and the other at about 7

I only recently started pooping every day. I used to poop only twice a week.

Sometimes twice

I only poop once a week, no joke

@sweatercowsandsass I would like confirmation that period poos are the worst poos

If I'm hungover, I can poop like 4 times tho

>if

@coattailsandbowties NAW MATE PERIOD SHITS ARE THE WORST EVER

They stink so badly and they hurt

I KNOOOOOOOOW

Oh for fuck sake we get it you have vaginas

What the fuck is that.

LOL

LMAO

it's a poo on your period

I wish I had a vagina.

We know Dino

You will.

Mate what has period got to do with your shit.

I dunno why but they're fucking horrendous