He also sings poo raps while hes shitting

What a champ.

doesn't lend well to regular bowel movements.

He's a lad big t-shirt.

I have two shits in the morning, every morning

Mines for like a high pressure fire house.

two?????

I have to poop

I only poop once a day

One at half 5 and the other at about 7

I only recently started pooping every day. I used to poop only twice a week.

Sometimes twice

I only poop once a week, no joke

@sweatercowsandsass I would like confirmation that period poos are the worst poos

If I'm hungover, I can poop like 4 times tho

>if

@coattailsandbowties NAW MATE PERIOD SHITS ARE THE WORST EVER

They stink so badly and they hurt

I KNOOOOOOOOW

Oh for fuck sake we get it you have vaginas

What the fuck is that.

LOL

LMAO

it's a poo on your period

I wish I had a vagina.

We know Dino

You will.

Mate what has period got to do with your shit.

I dunno why but they're fucking horrendous

every time

@sweatercowsandsass Just pointing out the obvious.

@Tea makes you either poo more or get SEVERELY constipated

most emotional poos of your life are period poos

Plus sometimes you cant tell if you need a poo or you have cramp

YESSSSSSS

EXACTLY

WORST

Women are icky.

FEELING

Women have the worst smelling shit. It smells like repression everytime.

dude what they don't hurt more