Message from @soup dad

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2018-11-24 20:38:08 UTC  

what does religion even mean in the middle of a fucking jungle anyways

2018-11-24 20:38:14 UTC  

The tables have just turned

2018-11-24 20:38:25 UTC  

Except with less consequences. And it depends on the religion, really

2018-11-24 20:38:27 UTC  

The church has now become the left

2018-11-24 20:38:33 UTC  

I think

2018-11-24 20:38:42 UTC  

Might just be shamans dancing and telling tales, or like Aztec craziness

2018-11-24 20:38:55 UTC  

<:hahaa:512751928816697364>

2018-11-24 20:38:58 UTC  

battle of tours

2018-11-24 20:39:04 UTC  

I think my nitro ran out

2018-11-24 20:39:05 UTC  

a shame

2018-11-24 20:39:12 UTC  

think was the closest the islamic religions ever got to taken over europe

2018-11-24 20:39:49 UTC  

Islamic or Abrahamic?

2018-11-24 20:39:51 UTC  

They managed to hold onto most of Spain for like 600 years though

2018-11-24 20:40:08 UTC  

So since tumblr today is just like "race doesnt exist", the medieval version would have been "religion is a social construct" lel

2018-11-24 20:40:09 UTC  

Islamic

2018-11-24 20:40:20 UTC  

this battle was like 1251-1253ish

2018-11-24 20:40:34 UTC  

Wasn't Charlemange in charge of the Christian forces?

2018-11-24 20:40:36 UTC  

was in the defense of europe, though really just france stoping them

2018-11-24 20:40:54 UTC  

oh god dam ni always get the dates wrong

2018-11-24 20:40:57 UTC  

732AD

2018-11-24 20:41:13 UTC  

nah he wasnt

2018-11-24 20:41:16 UTC  

some other frankish nig

2018-11-24 20:41:47 UTC  

i feel like this was not long after muslims even started

2018-11-24 20:42:20 UTC  

Islam really took off not too long after Rome fell, like maybe 200-300 years after

2018-11-24 20:42:23 UTC  

yeah fucking 632 was death of Mohammad

2018-11-24 20:42:25 UTC  

So that'd fit the timeline

2018-11-24 20:42:34 UTC  

Oh oop

2018-11-24 20:42:40 UTC  

you mean Charles Martel?

2018-11-24 20:42:52 UTC  

god damn they got their shit together fast

2018-11-24 20:43:10 UTC  

Charles Martel, the savior of Europe

2018-11-24 20:43:17 UTC  

/Christianity

2018-11-24 20:43:25 UTC  

@MidshipGary 😡

2018-11-24 20:43:41 UTC  

😡 😡 😡 😡

2018-11-24 20:43:44 UTC  

so livid rn

2018-11-24 20:43:53 UTC  

Islam has it's faults but the Caliphates it held were really good with fightin

2018-11-24 20:43:54 UTC  

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2018-11-24 20:44:10 UTC  

I've heard it called a religion of conquerers, since that's how the book is written, to promote that sort of thing

2018-11-24 20:44:15 UTC  

Not an expert though

2018-11-24 20:44:26 UTC  

i mean at the time

2018-11-24 20:44:30 UTC  

they were both violent as fuck

2018-11-24 20:44:34 UTC  

The religion of peas