fucking desert religions

Do you think they have a stock market but with rocks

yes

Like the dark ages were bad, granted, but the church was responsible at least in part for a lot of the knowledge that got saved

it's exactly like the flintstones

@Dazzie PAMP EET

like the prison economy with ramen

@Jim DUMP EET

I mean if you think about it, religion was the only thing stopping the equivalent of medieval tumblr fags

What would medieval tumblr even have been like

Are you joking? "You're a racist" is the 2018 version of "You're a heretic"

what does religion even mean in the middle of a fucking jungle anyways

The tables have just turned

Except with less consequences. And it depends on the religion, really

The church has now become the left

I think

Might just be shamans dancing and telling tales, or like Aztec craziness

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battle of tours

I think my nitro ran out

a shame

think was the closest the islamic religions ever got to taken over europe

Islamic or Abrahamic?

They managed to hold onto most of Spain for like 600 years though

So since tumblr today is just like "race doesnt exist", the medieval version would have been "religion is a social construct" lel

Islamic

this battle was like 1251-1253ish

Wasn't Charlemange in charge of the Christian forces?

was in the defense of europe, though really just france stoping them

oh god dam ni always get the dates wrong

732AD

nah he wasnt

some other frankish nig

i feel like this was not long after muslims even started

Islam really took off not too long after Rome fell, like maybe 200-300 years after

yeah fucking 632 was death of Mohammad

So that'd fit the timeline

Oh oop

you mean Charles Martel?

god damn they got their shit together fast

Charles Martel, the savior of Europe