Message from @soup dad

Discord ID: 516395998315020306


2018-11-25 23:30:13 UTC  

I'd do a premium snapchat of just me crying in my bed all day every day

2018-11-25 23:30:19 UTC  

@coattailsandbowties I'm in the weird position of being good friends with the owner and outranking the manager in terms of time spent at the business, so I kinda do my own thing.

2018-11-25 23:30:24 UTC  

But I liked interacting with all the other people, sure there are snob tables and drunk tables but normally you get a little all over the place @lolfire

2018-11-25 23:30:24 UTC  

@LmaoMoni when are you gona declare your premium snapchat to the irs?

2018-11-25 23:30:35 UTC  

@tree dude I'll fuck your mum

2018-11-25 23:30:37 UTC  

How's that fag

2018-11-25 23:30:42 UTC  

i think most people are pretty decent, its just that you tend to remember the cunts more than the nice people @lolfire

2018-11-25 23:31:26 UTC  

@Octavia Ahh but you see, I can't buy a bottle of juice at the shop without feeling embarrassed.
@Mandy I mean, I do remember a *lot* of cunts and very few nice people so you might be on to something there.

2018-11-25 23:31:36 UTC  

@lolfire the upper management of my coffe shop was fucking cancer.

2018-11-25 23:31:40 UTC  

Opinion on the last Tsar of Russia?

2018-11-25 23:31:55 UTC  

@tree dude I don't suck anything nor fuck anything the size of a grape

2018-11-25 23:31:57 UTC  

@LumberJackz Nigga dead lol

2018-11-25 23:32:13 UTC  

@Millihex Lmfao 😂

2018-11-25 23:32:14 UTC  

@lolfire I was pretty much the only competent server that joined in the right timeframe, for a month the only other server was this guy who only worked 8 hours a week and was a lazy piece of shit who'd argue with other staff in front of customers. Against that, I was pretty high up on the list and my suggestions went pretty far because I was the only properly full-time worker.

2018-11-25 23:32:29 UTC  

I basically became unofficial head server

2018-11-25 23:33:00 UTC  

unofficial

2018-11-25 23:33:01 UTC  

as in

2018-11-25 23:33:06 UTC  

you got paid the same

2018-11-25 23:33:07 UTC  

but did more

2018-11-25 23:33:12 UTC  

pretty much

2018-11-25 23:33:20 UTC  

being lead dishwasher is like that

2018-11-25 23:33:24 UTC  

"I am the lead of the pile of shit"

2018-11-25 23:33:33 UTC  

My premium Snapchat would just be me saying words like "murder" and "curly wurly" and "purple burglar alarm" in my horrendous accent.

2018-11-25 23:33:46 UTC  

"do these 500 things for us, we love you, here is 40 hours, and 9.50usd an hour|

2018-11-25 23:33:51 UTC  

@coattailsandbowties I mean, that's sort of how I ended up as head chef, when I joined, the others were useless, after a few years I had people removed and set up my own team, now we're aiming for a Michelin star in the new year.

2018-11-25 23:33:53 UTC  

manager? nah you are too good

2018-11-25 23:33:54 UTC  

wait soup when did you get meme slut

2018-11-25 23:33:59 UTC  

has it been that long

2018-11-25 23:34:03 UTC  

it has

2018-11-25 23:34:06 UTC  

ive had it for awhile

2018-11-25 23:34:27 UTC  

damn. fuckin liberal uni censoring my racist discords

2018-11-25 23:34:38 UTC  

jk i just haven't been active for a while

2018-11-25 23:34:46 UTC  

we can tell

2018-11-25 23:34:50 UTC  

No one cares

2018-11-25 23:34:56 UTC  

good

2018-11-25 23:34:59 UTC  

i don't want anyone to care

2018-11-25 23:35:01 UTC  
2018-11-25 23:35:46 UTC  

I was one of the only people who could do a closing shift as a server which meant doing shit like topping up all the takeaway shit, getting all the cardboard broken down and taken out, that kinda shit. sounds easy but there's a hell of a lot to keep track of. I also did kitchen work when they needed boosting, and eventually got informal training as a barista

2018-11-25 23:35:49 UTC  

monica is that an actual christmas hat in your pfp

2018-11-25 23:35:56 UTC  

Hope everyone had a nice Thanksgiving

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/516396656057647124/47048437_10155603901342471_545337052749627392_n.jpg

2018-11-25 23:36:08 UTC  

@Zacho Change your fucking name