literally never shaved my moustache, I look like a pedo

@ky heck u

Make a neck beard into a chin strap

i look evil without a beard

Clean shaven for the win

Naa

i look evil with a goatee as well

Yesss

I look like a girl without a beard.

^

Heck up

My beard turns ginger and im of brown hair. no relations to me have ginger hair

I’m noticing a sad amount of non Christmas pfps

are you sure you are legitimate ?

full beard and moustache is the only way to soften my jaw to match kind looking eyes

Breaking my heart

@fuzzyplant what about the milkman?

Noo its the plumber

I'm shit at Photoshop

Or the postman

Why not all three

I mean if it were as old as you'd need to be milkman would make perfect sense.

Lmao

btw it's already December in Australia, and it probably was when you shaved

Its december everywhere im pretty sure

and since Australia is the capital of the world, it counts

it's nearly the 2nd

Noo you mistake that for UK

UK gave up its crown and we're the natural inheritors

Pah

coz we're their favourite

australians are like brits but with better weather

it's too hot

that being said fuck today's weather

it's fucking midnight and I'm melting

my air conditioner makes a lot of noise so i'm afraid to use it

use it.

Australians are like brits but criminals.

Australia doesn't exist

compare dental health as well

UK actually wins