Message from @Shut Up Eve

Discord ID: 518408091398701056


2018-12-01 12:46:05 UTC  

I mean i know bog roll is fab and a miracle to have in a shared house but still 😂

2018-12-01 12:46:06 UTC  

shaving your arse @Scarab ?

2018-12-01 12:46:06 UTC  

No

2018-12-01 12:46:27 UTC  

i wussed out a day ago. it was so nice to shave again.

2018-12-01 12:46:41 UTC  

Wussed out?

2018-12-01 12:47:04 UTC  

yeah, it was getting uncomfortable

2018-12-01 12:47:09 UTC  

I’ve got an ugly weird lookin neck beard rn cause I didn’t shave the last two days

2018-12-01 12:47:14 UTC  

It’s gross

2018-12-01 12:47:20 UTC  

@Dead IT WAS ONE MORE DAY

2018-12-01 12:47:28 UTC  
2018-12-01 12:47:35 UTC  

I’ll need to shave whenever I get out of bed

2018-12-01 12:47:40 UTC  

literally never shaved my moustache, I look like a pedo

2018-12-01 12:47:43 UTC  

@ky heck u

2018-12-01 12:47:49 UTC  

Make a neck beard into a chin strap

2018-12-01 12:48:03 UTC  

i look evil without a beard

2018-12-01 12:48:06 UTC  

Clean shaven for the win

2018-12-01 12:48:11 UTC  

Naa

2018-12-01 12:48:11 UTC  

i look evil with a goatee as well

2018-12-01 12:48:17 UTC  

Yesss

2018-12-01 12:48:33 UTC  

I look like a girl without a beard.

2018-12-01 12:48:40 UTC  

^

2018-12-01 12:48:44 UTC  

Heck up

2018-12-01 12:48:51 UTC  

My beard turns ginger and im of brown hair. no relations to me have ginger hair

2018-12-01 12:49:08 UTC  

I’m noticing a sad amount of non Christmas pfps

2018-12-01 12:49:10 UTC  

are you sure you are legitimate ?

2018-12-01 12:49:13 UTC  

full beard and moustache is the only way to soften my jaw to match kind looking eyes

2018-12-01 12:49:13 UTC  

Breaking my heart

2018-12-01 12:49:15 UTC  

@fuzzyplant what about the milkman?

2018-12-01 12:49:24 UTC  

Noo its the plumber

2018-12-01 12:49:36 UTC  

I'm shit at Photoshop

2018-12-01 12:49:37 UTC  

Or the postman

2018-12-01 12:49:43 UTC  

Why not all three

2018-12-01 12:50:10 UTC  

I mean if it were as old as you'd need to be milkman would make perfect sense.

2018-12-01 12:50:30 UTC  

Lmao

2018-12-01 12:50:33 UTC  

btw it's already December in Australia, and it probably was when you shaved

2018-12-01 12:50:55 UTC  

Its december everywhere im pretty sure

2018-12-01 12:50:57 UTC  

and since Australia is the capital of the world, it counts

2018-12-01 12:51:09 UTC  

it's nearly the 2nd

2018-12-01 12:51:12 UTC  

Noo you mistake that for UK

2018-12-01 12:51:26 UTC  

UK gave up its crown and we're the natural inheritors

2018-12-01 12:51:33 UTC  

Pah