Message from @fuzzyplant

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2018-12-01 12:47:20 UTC  

@Dead IT WAS ONE MORE DAY

I’ll need to shave whenever I get out of bed

2018-12-01 12:47:40 UTC  

literally never shaved my moustache, I look like a pedo

2018-12-01 12:47:49 UTC  

Make a neck beard into a chin strap

2018-12-01 12:48:03 UTC  

i look evil without a beard

Clean shaven for the win

2018-12-01 12:48:11 UTC  

Naa

2018-12-01 12:48:11 UTC  

i look evil with a goatee as well

2018-12-01 12:48:33 UTC  

I look like a girl without a beard.

2018-12-01 12:48:40 UTC  

^

2018-12-01 12:48:51 UTC  

My beard turns ginger and im of brown hair. no relations to me have ginger hair

I’m noticing a sad amount of non Christmas pfps

2018-12-01 12:49:10 UTC  

are you sure you are legitimate ?

2018-12-01 12:49:13 UTC  

full beard and moustache is the only way to soften my jaw to match kind looking eyes

Breaking my heart

2018-12-01 12:49:15 UTC  

@fuzzyplant what about the milkman?

2018-12-01 12:49:24 UTC  

Noo its the plumber

2018-12-01 12:49:36 UTC  

I'm shit at Photoshop

2018-12-01 12:49:37 UTC  

Or the postman

2018-12-01 12:49:43 UTC  

Why not all three

2018-12-01 12:50:10 UTC  

I mean if it were as old as you'd need to be milkman would make perfect sense.

2018-12-01 12:50:30 UTC  

Lmao

2018-12-01 12:50:33 UTC  

btw it's already December in Australia, and it probably was when you shaved

2018-12-01 12:50:55 UTC  

Its december everywhere im pretty sure

2018-12-01 12:50:57 UTC  

and since Australia is the capital of the world, it counts

2018-12-01 12:51:09 UTC  

it's nearly the 2nd

2018-12-01 12:51:12 UTC  

Noo you mistake that for UK

2018-12-01 12:51:26 UTC  

UK gave up its crown and we're the natural inheritors

2018-12-01 12:51:33 UTC  

Pah

2018-12-01 12:51:34 UTC  

coz we're their favourite

2018-12-01 12:52:01 UTC  

australians are like brits but with better weather

2018-12-01 12:52:07 UTC  

it's too hot

2018-12-01 12:52:15 UTC  

that being said fuck today's weather

2018-12-01 12:52:31 UTC  

it's fucking midnight and I'm melting

2018-12-01 12:52:47 UTC  

my air conditioner makes a lot of noise so i'm afraid to use it

2018-12-01 12:52:53 UTC  

use it.

2018-12-01 12:52:59 UTC  

Australians are like brits but criminals.