Message from @perturb

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2018-12-01 12:49:37 UTC  

Or the postman

2018-12-01 12:49:43 UTC  

Why not all three

2018-12-01 12:50:10 UTC  

I mean if it were as old as you'd need to be milkman would make perfect sense.

2018-12-01 12:50:30 UTC  

Lmao

2018-12-01 12:50:33 UTC  

btw it's already December in Australia, and it probably was when you shaved

2018-12-01 12:50:55 UTC  

Its december everywhere im pretty sure

2018-12-01 12:50:57 UTC  

and since Australia is the capital of the world, it counts

2018-12-01 12:51:09 UTC  

it's nearly the 2nd

2018-12-01 12:51:12 UTC  

Noo you mistake that for UK

2018-12-01 12:51:26 UTC  

UK gave up its crown and we're the natural inheritors

2018-12-01 12:51:33 UTC  

Pah

2018-12-01 12:51:34 UTC  

coz we're their favourite

2018-12-01 12:52:01 UTC  

australians are like brits but with better weather

2018-12-01 12:52:07 UTC  

it's too hot

2018-12-01 12:52:15 UTC  

that being said fuck today's weather

2018-12-01 12:52:31 UTC  

it's fucking midnight and I'm melting

2018-12-01 12:52:47 UTC  

my air conditioner makes a lot of noise so i'm afraid to use it

2018-12-01 12:52:53 UTC  

use it.

2018-12-01 12:52:59 UTC  

Australians are like brits but criminals.

2018-12-01 12:53:08 UTC  

Australia doesn't exist

2018-12-01 12:53:18 UTC  

compare dental health as well

2018-12-01 12:53:22 UTC  

UK actually wins

2018-12-01 12:53:33 UTC  

above US too

2018-12-01 12:53:46 UTC  

below UAE

2018-12-01 12:54:09 UTC  

i can't afford dental... fuck me.

2018-12-01 12:54:24 UTC  

I have all 4 wisdom teeth

2018-12-01 12:54:30 UTC  

So this train was meant to pull in at 1228. It's now 1254 and it's still not here rreeeeeeeeeeee

2018-12-01 12:54:32 UTC  

Australia? You mean Her Majesty's Penal Colony?

2018-12-01 12:54:39 UTC  

penile colon

2018-12-01 12:54:40 UTC  

Raging coats

2018-12-01 12:55:05 UTC  

@perturb I have one breached, two more on the way and the last not threatening as of now

2018-12-01 12:55:30 UTC  

had to get 4 out to facilitate this

2018-12-01 12:55:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/518409823713492998/image0.png

2018-12-01 12:55:38 UTC  

thick or nah?

2018-12-01 12:55:48 UTC  

@Tea aye, looks like it's coming in at 5 past .....

2018-12-01 12:55:53 UTC  
2018-12-01 12:56:00 UTC  

Nah

2018-12-01 12:56:04 UTC  

anyone else?

2018-12-01 12:56:10 UTC  

rather successful HRT on that one

2018-12-01 12:56:10 UTC  

Nah

2018-12-01 12:56:12 UTC  

Would anyone hit?