Message from @TwinVickers

Discord ID: 519729354373070868


2018-12-05 04:17:29 UTC  

that is so weird

2018-12-05 04:17:32 UTC  

that must be weird feeling

2018-12-05 04:17:33 UTC  

I always read it as an average of 97% while condoms were 99%

2018-12-05 04:17:33 UTC  

Double anal

2018-12-05 04:17:46 UTC  

she has a great relationship with her father

2018-12-05 04:17:46 UTC  

@gum yumb excuse me

2018-12-05 04:17:47 UTC  

Totally likely I'm wrong

2018-12-05 04:17:57 UTC  

@soup dad rubbing dicks in some womans ass is prob an experience I'll never get

2018-12-05 04:18:02 UTC  

Yet we have porn

2018-12-05 04:18:05 UTC  

Who do you think got her started @TwinVickers

2018-12-05 04:18:07 UTC  

@FenderBender it's incorrect. I can get my goddamn pill leaflet out if need be. I think you might have them mixed around tbh

2018-12-05 04:18:14 UTC  

i call my girlfriend geese dont worry about it

2018-12-05 04:18:23 UTC  

the diaphragm is also around 97% success rate

2018-12-05 04:18:23 UTC  

what gf tho

2018-12-05 04:18:24 UTC  

are you trying to get DAF? @gum yumb

2018-12-05 04:18:40 UTC  

Very possible, I'm tired as fuck and doing good to remember how to do basic maths at this point

2018-12-05 04:18:44 UTC  

being near another mans penis near a woman is weird enough @Kai

2018-12-05 04:18:49 UTC  

Okay now hold on

2018-12-05 04:18:50 UTC  

wearing heelys has 100% success rate

2018-12-05 04:18:52 UTC  

Right ?

2018-12-05 04:18:54 UTC  

try marriage, once you ring her - you'll never ding her

2018-12-05 04:18:56 UTC  

it is

2018-12-05 04:19:01 UTC  

i forgot that shit exist nvm

2018-12-05 04:19:04 UTC  

when i tried i was very... unwilling to try

2018-12-05 04:19:05 UTC  

The fuck does diaphragm have to do with it

2018-12-05 04:19:20 UTC  

Blowjobs are 100% successful in preventing pregnancy

2018-12-05 04:19:23 UTC  

isn't ass to mouth unhealthy ?

2018-12-05 04:19:25 UTC  

the diaphragm is a type of contraceptive device...

2018-12-05 04:19:27 UTC  

also fisting never got anyone pregnant

2018-12-05 04:19:28 UTC  

prolly slightly

2018-12-05 04:19:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/519729517338820611/nMzSw0w.gif

2018-12-05 04:19:39 UTC  

oh wow

2018-12-05 04:19:40 UTC  

that pussy is too, if you arent a bitch and deal with early kids

2018-12-05 04:19:40 UTC  

Hey

2018-12-05 04:19:45 UTC  

abstinence never got anyone pregnant

2018-12-05 04:19:54 UTC  

I can never masturbate to adriana again

2018-12-05 04:19:56 UTC  

Never heard of it, I've heard of iuds, the pill, and condoms

2018-12-05 04:19:59 UTC  

thats the kind of treatment that turns 2 holes into one

2018-12-05 04:20:14 UTC  

people get pregnant when you try absentsence