wow she is loose, also good point karps

trust me I read up on this shit

mm

loose like a goose

i've used the pulling out technique since 1997 and it has never failed me

You sure that's not the hiv preventive ?

Anal is the og pill

https://66.media.tumblr.com/4583f032c7e5d409d96e6625cf28442e/tumblr_pgsuvmlBhX1wvn24mo1_500.gif

and i fuck geese

Oh geez

that is so weird

that must be weird feeling

I always read it as an average of 97% while condoms were 99%

Double anal

she has a great relationship with her father

@gum yumb excuse me

Totally likely I'm wrong

@soup dad rubbing dicks in some womans ass is prob an experience I'll never get

Yet we have porn

Who do you think got her started @TwinVickers

@FenderBender it's incorrect. I can get my goddamn pill leaflet out if need be. I think you might have them mixed around tbh

i call my girlfriend geese dont worry about it

the diaphragm is also around 97% success rate

what gf tho

are you trying to get DAF? @gum yumb

Very possible, I'm tired as fuck and doing good to remember how to do basic maths at this point

being near another mans penis near a woman is weird enough @Kai

Okay now hold on

wearing heelys has 100% success rate

Right ?

try marriage, once you ring her - you'll never ding her

it is

i forgot that shit exist nvm

when i tried i was very... unwilling to try

The fuck does diaphragm have to do with it

https://66.media.tumblr.com/dab01d3c4141b2f3fc33f51de932794e/tumblr_pelupfBjrk1wnq2ylo4_500.gif

Blowjobs are 100% successful in preventing pregnancy

isn't ass to mouth unhealthy ?

the diaphragm is a type of contraceptive device...

also fisting never got anyone pregnant

prolly slightly