are you trying to get DAF? @gum yumb

Very possible, I'm tired as fuck and doing good to remember how to do basic maths at this point

being near another mans penis near a woman is weird enough @Kai

Okay now hold on

wearing heelys has 100% success rate

Right ?

try marriage, once you ring her - you'll never ding her

it is

i forgot that shit exist nvm

when i tried i was very... unwilling to try

The fuck does diaphragm have to do with it

https://66.media.tumblr.com/dab01d3c4141b2f3fc33f51de932794e/tumblr_pelupfBjrk1wnq2ylo4_500.gif

Blowjobs are 100% successful in preventing pregnancy

isn't ass to mouth unhealthy ?

the diaphragm is a type of contraceptive device...

also fisting never got anyone pregnant

prolly slightly

oh wow

that pussy is too, if you arent a bitch and deal with early kids

Hey

abstinence never got anyone pregnant

https://66.media.tumblr.com/a3d8eac21d9d53cf9b5fa9587988c2bc/tumblr_pe51pmHj7r1tk4pn0o1_540.gif

I can never masturbate to adriana again

Never heard of it, I've heard of iuds, the pill, and condoms

thats the kind of treatment that turns 2 holes into one

people get pregnant when you try absentsence

my god i cant spell

@Bonk a visual representation of britain's border

help

adriana does rough stuff which is a shame sometimes cause she does a lot of stuff thats a bit too extreme imo

sex other than for procreation is degenrate

is diaphgram the metal thing? if they install it wrong you can feel it at the bottom

there's a lot more than that. diaphragms, the implant, the coil are some more

@FUCK fire Im joking though obviously

@TwinVickers nah that's the coil.

Ashley fires does some fucked up porn

But it's fine

uses copper to create an unfavourable environment for sperm.

coil then, hurts your dik

isn't she like 35 too ?