Message from @Kai

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2018-12-05 04:16:21 UTC  

oh thats what i wanted to see

2018-12-05 04:16:24 UTC  

you are right

2018-12-05 04:16:30 UTC  

@FenderBender incorrect, the success rate of the most common forms of pill, when taken without fail as directed, is around 99.9%. taking into account failure to take the pill, the most common form of pill failure, the success rate is still around 91%, taking average usage as a baseline.

2018-12-05 04:16:38 UTC  

wow she is loose, also good point karps

2018-12-05 04:16:44 UTC  

trust me I read up on this shit

2018-12-05 04:17:06 UTC  

mm

2018-12-05 04:17:11 UTC  

loose like a goose

2018-12-05 04:17:18 UTC  

i've used the pulling out technique since 1997 and it has never failed me

2018-12-05 04:17:19 UTC  

You sure that's not the hiv preventive ?

2018-12-05 04:17:20 UTC  

Anal is the og pill

2018-12-05 04:17:21 UTC  

and i fuck geese

2018-12-05 04:17:28 UTC  

Oh geez

2018-12-05 04:17:29 UTC  

that is so weird

2018-12-05 04:17:32 UTC  

that must be weird feeling

2018-12-05 04:17:33 UTC  

I always read it as an average of 97% while condoms were 99%

2018-12-05 04:17:33 UTC  

Double anal

2018-12-05 04:17:46 UTC  

she has a great relationship with her father

2018-12-05 04:17:46 UTC  

@gum yumb excuse me

2018-12-05 04:17:47 UTC  

Totally likely I'm wrong

2018-12-05 04:17:57 UTC  

@soup dad rubbing dicks in some womans ass is prob an experience I'll never get

2018-12-05 04:18:02 UTC  

Yet we have porn

2018-12-05 04:18:05 UTC  

Who do you think got her started @TwinVickers

2018-12-05 04:18:07 UTC  

@FenderBender it's incorrect. I can get my goddamn pill leaflet out if need be. I think you might have them mixed around tbh

2018-12-05 04:18:14 UTC  

i call my girlfriend geese dont worry about it

2018-12-05 04:18:23 UTC  

the diaphragm is also around 97% success rate

2018-12-05 04:18:23 UTC  

what gf tho

2018-12-05 04:18:24 UTC  

are you trying to get DAF? @gum yumb

2018-12-05 04:18:40 UTC  

Very possible, I'm tired as fuck and doing good to remember how to do basic maths at this point

2018-12-05 04:18:44 UTC  

being near another mans penis near a woman is weird enough @Kai

2018-12-05 04:18:49 UTC  

Okay now hold on

2018-12-05 04:18:50 UTC  

wearing heelys has 100% success rate

2018-12-05 04:18:52 UTC  

Right ?

2018-12-05 04:18:54 UTC  

try marriage, once you ring her - you'll never ding her

2018-12-05 04:18:56 UTC  

it is

2018-12-05 04:19:01 UTC  

i forgot that shit exist nvm

2018-12-05 04:19:04 UTC  

when i tried i was very... unwilling to try

2018-12-05 04:19:05 UTC  

The fuck does diaphragm have to do with it

2018-12-05 04:19:20 UTC  

Blowjobs are 100% successful in preventing pregnancy

2018-12-05 04:19:23 UTC  

isn't ass to mouth unhealthy ?