I want a breakfast burrito

50 year old korean woman

who has blown up for looking 20 yr's old

Mmmmmmm, koreans

Holy shit

oh that's pretty common in skorea

plastic surgery capital of the world

they start early

if she has 1% real skin left I'd be surprised

Bonjouwur

Hello also don't speak frog

Michigan J, to be exact

No French.

In Thailand it has becomes so common for jealous wives to chop their man's dick off that they are number 1 at reattachment surgery. Now wives will flush it after the chop.

Lorena Bobbit should’ve ate hers

Might be why they do really with traps and trans people then.

Yep

If they chop it and flush might as well go all the way.

Become the Jealous wife next time.

Could get one of them inflatable ones, one nut inflates the other deflates

That would be a sweet party trick

https://youtu.be/Z1l5PFs2eTc

Just a cycle of dicks being flushed down the toilet

but what a flush

Imagine being a plumber in Thailand

“I’ve found the problem” *holds up a cock

@Jim What about your vote at uni?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abg8l2Zs7d8

What could possibly go wrong

Parasitic infections never hurt anyone

I got some raw meat for em

extremely cursed

kill it with fire

that applys to the last 2 posts

https://memestatic.fjcdn.com/pictures/Hold+onto+my+egg+comrades+i+will+be+back+later_4d43ec_6505244.jpg

Putting fire to raw meat def makes it better lol

egg

Egg

ogg

raw meat is fine if it's a good cut, whole point of having your steaks blue

egg