Michigan J, to be exact

No French.

In Thailand it has becomes so common for jealous wives to chop their man's dick off that they are number 1 at reattachment surgery. Now wives will flush it after the chop.

Lorena Bobbit should’ve ate hers

Might be why they do really with traps and trans people then.

Yep

If they chop it and flush might as well go all the way.

Become the Jealous wife next time.

Could get one of them inflatable ones, one nut inflates the other deflates

That would be a sweet party trick

https://youtu.be/Z1l5PFs2eTc

Just a cycle of dicks being flushed down the toilet

but what a flush

Imagine being a plumber in Thailand

“I’ve found the problem” *holds up a cock

@Jim What about your vote at uni?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abg8l2Zs7d8

What could possibly go wrong

Parasitic infections never hurt anyone

I got some raw meat for em

extremely cursed

kill it with fire

that applys to the last 2 posts

https://memestatic.fjcdn.com/pictures/Hold+onto+my+egg+comrades+i+will+be+back+later_4d43ec_6505244.jpg

Putting fire to raw meat def makes it better lol

egg

Egg

ogg

raw meat is fine if it's a good cut, whole point of having your steaks blue

egg

yeah ... no

uh

https://www.youtube.com/user/sv3rige/videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unnzbghJB28

https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/170127153841-6-foot-tapeworm-india-study-exlarge-169.jpg

So just another Tuesday in India?

enjoy the parasites

That’s what they told me about having kids

"""They""" weren't wrong

@AstroTorch accurate, eh?

Feckin