Message from @Pirate

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2018-12-18 13:23:43 UTC  

That's why we lost the goddamn war!

2018-12-18 13:23:48 UTC  

Oh god oh fuck

2018-12-18 13:23:54 UTC  

Nuke the emus

2018-12-18 13:24:13 UTC  

Nukes solve all the world's problems

2018-12-18 13:24:21 UTC  

well we lost the first war against them

2018-12-18 13:24:26 UTC  

Does it solve nuclear winter?

2018-12-18 13:24:30 UTC  

the only way they could wind against the emus was with nuclear helfire

2018-12-18 13:24:31 UTC  

yes

2018-12-18 13:24:52 UTC  

*We beat the emus, but at what cost?*

2018-12-18 13:24:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/524577795741974543/tumblr_okulr5nwsy1vnq1cro1_400.gif

2018-12-18 13:25:02 UTC  

melm melm melm

2018-12-18 13:25:12 UTC  

Emu war

2018-12-18 13:25:17 UTC  

Great vid btw

2018-12-18 13:25:23 UTC  

@_Domo western australian propaganda

2018-12-18 13:25:27 UTC  

everyone knows about the emu war

2018-12-18 13:25:31 UTC  

My great grandad fought in the emu war.

2018-12-18 13:25:51 UTC  

@Joshio『Dreamcatcher』 he did a shit job

2018-12-18 13:26:04 UTC  

see what most people dont know is that Australia has had a secret secession and Western Australia is ruled by the Emus

2018-12-18 13:26:11 UTC  

it's a different country

2018-12-18 13:26:23 UTC  

What most people don't know is that Australia isn't real

2018-12-18 13:26:24 UTC  

we'll get em

2018-12-18 13:26:24 UTC  

no Central or Eastern State or Territory has ever been so weak

2018-12-18 13:26:26 UTC  

he was sitting with his battalion in the back of a truck with a single machien gun and 200 bullets left as the emus attacked.

2018-12-18 13:26:27 UTC  

It's a government lie

2018-12-18 13:26:38 UTC  

haha they couldn't shoot fast moving targets with jammed guns lol

2018-12-18 13:26:40 UTC  

tempted to ban for animal abuse

2018-12-18 13:26:44 UTC  

Isn’t there Uncontacted tribes in Australia?

2018-12-18 13:26:45 UTC  

do it

2018-12-18 13:26:48 UTC  

shitebag if you dinnae

2018-12-18 13:26:57 UTC  

emus deserve it though

2018-12-18 13:27:04 UTC  

@RatKing none on the mainland

2018-12-18 13:27:07 UTC  

some offshore on islands

2018-12-18 13:27:12 UTC  

People deserve it more tbh.

2018-12-18 13:27:12 UTC  

Ah

2018-12-18 13:27:15 UTC  

@RatKing yer mum is an uncontacted tribe

2018-12-18 13:27:21 UTC  

rofl

2018-12-18 13:27:24 UTC  

you're joking

2018-12-18 13:27:26 UTC  

motherfuckers were just scared of cassowaries, better safe than sorry