+giveme consent

Hello guys

Am I like supposed to come back or am I already dead

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Guys I have a dumb question

Is the current left wing even what it used to be before?

csgo requires a shit ton of time and effort

i quit cs after 4k hours

idk how good csgo is rn

yeah thanks

idk last time i played i tried the new smg

it was fun for a while

the game hasn't aged well i think

prolly

but the battle royal gamemode has really shown how much the engine has aged

Christmas trees already?

Oh yea it's fucking 13th of December

I haven't seen snow yet

We don't even care about christmas this year

I'm just gonna go to my friends place and get shitfaced

Has anyone except me not seen snow this month

Girls love my ass even tho i'm a dude

If i were a trap id get a shit ton of dick

so if life goes to shit ill just chop off my dick and marry some old guy

Has anyone seen Chris Chan cut off his own dick?

That is some real destroy dick december material

Sprite>Cola

I mean fuck

Pepsi>Cola

Not sprite

fuck sprite

its gay

Idk my fav is Dr.Pepper

People either hate it or love it

But last time I had Pepper was a year ago when I was in U.S.

Pepsi>Coke

Fite me

We don't have diet coke here

It's called Coke Zero for some reason

I have a high chance of diabetes because of genetics

but who caes

i consume soda like a fucking thot

Idk

Thicc thots exist

Probably

Okay no

They do exist

Just google fat thot

You can achieve maximum immunity by watching chris chan cutting his dick off

Oh i can send her if you want

;))))

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Self-inflicted_taint_wound

^

There's never enough jizzm in my balls

TrUE HaCKeRS uSE lInUX

Oh :((9

My uni teacher is forcing everyone to install linux

I want to chop his dick off

No he wants us to do it because "Linux is better"

All he does on lectures is flex on how good Linux is

I made a 25 page presentation on cons and pros

And he just asked me how much Bill Gates paid me for that

I would be okay with that

He forces it tho so fuck him

I have one

lol

Okay long story

I live in Tajikistan because my dad got a job here for some USAID project

its a shitty post ussr country

he was like

windows is getting banned from all post ussr countries

Dude my internet

is anus

like barely 1Mbps

God they don't even know proper russian here

I come from Armenia myself

It's so much better

Muslims

Shitty muslims

I've been there a couple of times

Armenian internet rules

I had fucking 100Mbps internet

People in Tajikistan smell like shit

Are illiterate

And are basically a bunch of gypsies

Not on this level

The only plus is the cigarette price

Its like a dollar a pack

ive been here for 4 years and i want to go back home

:(((

Their local beer is good too

1,5l for 1.3$

lol no

idk

he was like microsoft is going to do some sanctions and ban windows in post ussr countries

so everyone should install linux

im like "that's retarded"

He goes shut up

"Rule #1 Teacher is always right
Rule #2 If you think teacher isn't right check rule #1"

When i'm done with this semester im gonna shitcan the fuck out of him