Also I don't sneak on cow's account, sometimes I'll look when he's on though when we're cuddling.

*suuuuuuuuuuure*

Apparently people are saying you're 18 @Ruger

im 16 actually

Lmao

I feel like that'd be a breach of trust and part of everything means I can't deal with the personal guilt of that, even if he were fine with it

imagine being a mod

Lol

Ruger is actually a 46 year old Boomer who is only here when he's not cutting his lawn.

@coattailsandbowties is it the old grab his phone while hes distracted goin down on ye or summit, and yer givin it all fake moans n shit while yer searching the mod chat for yer name 😂

Hahaha

Oh god ruger

@Ruger

@Ruger why would you make that mental picture

*Gets Gulaged* "hey cow wanni have sex" *grabs phone and ungulags herself.*

Ain't nothin fake in that situation 😏

🤢

This airport also has fucking paper straws

No discord and paper straws

What the fuck is a paper straw

But nah I got a serious mental block on it. Thought about it, sure, but never seriously and I certainly couldn't do it

paper straw, excuse me

I never claimed to be normal 😂

like cardboard?

@!Zuja its a straw made of paper...

yeah but how does it not fall apart into the drink

the answer is kinda in the fuckin name like

it's paper

Hey if i put paper in a bowl of water it doesnt exactly hold

Does it just fall apart

@!Zuja retard

If you can tell what something is based in its name, don’t bother

paper and water are why a lot of men can't say they're a 0 on the kinsey scale anymore, I'm just trying to wrap my head around this titanic form of paper

@Stalin nigger

Is it actual a4 paper

I wanna buy a metal straw that I carry everywhere bc this paper straw shit os stupid

like you never notice what fast foods joints make their cups out of?

plastic

Its thick paper

I dont eat fast food

Treatet