Message from @!Zuja
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*Gets Gulaged* "hey cow wanni have sex" *grabs phone and ungulags herself.*
Ain't nothin fake in that situation π
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This airport also has fucking paper straws
No discord and paper straws
What the fuck is a paper straw
But nah I got a serious mental block on it. Thought about it, sure, but never seriously and I certainly couldn't do it
paper straw, excuse me
I never claimed to be normal π
like cardboard?
yeah but how does it not fall apart into the drink
the answer is kinda in the fuckin name like
it's paper
Hey if i put paper in a bowl of water it doesnt exactly hold
Does it just fall apart
If you can tell what something is based in its name, donβt bother
paper and water are why a lot of men can't say they're a 0 on the kinsey scale anymore, I'm just trying to wrap my head around this titanic form of paper
I wanna buy a metal straw that I carry everywhere bc this paper straw shit os stupid
like you never notice what fast foods joints make their cups out of?
plastic
Its thick paper
I dont eat fast food
Treatet
Still breaks though.
Or styrofoam
Fast food is great
It's fucking flimsy
But it's supposed to be better for the environment.
Its for the environment or something
why the fuck do you even need straws
If i did i would get a cup made out of a4 paper
or cups
Straws are the least of our worries
to drink stuff
gulp it down from the fountain
its more efficient