@Ruger why would you make that mental picture

*Gets Gulaged* "hey cow wanni have sex" *grabs phone and ungulags herself.*

Ain't nothin fake in that situation 😏

🤢

This airport also has fucking paper straws

No discord and paper straws

What the fuck is a paper straw

But nah I got a serious mental block on it. Thought about it, sure, but never seriously and I certainly couldn't do it

paper straw, excuse me

I never claimed to be normal 😂

like cardboard?

@!Zuja its a straw made of paper...

yeah but how does it not fall apart into the drink

the answer is kinda in the fuckin name like

it's paper

Hey if i put paper in a bowl of water it doesnt exactly hold

Does it just fall apart

@!Zuja retard

If you can tell what something is based in its name, don’t bother

paper and water are why a lot of men can't say they're a 0 on the kinsey scale anymore, I'm just trying to wrap my head around this titanic form of paper

@Stalin nigger

Is it actual a4 paper

I wanna buy a metal straw that I carry everywhere bc this paper straw shit os stupid

like you never notice what fast foods joints make their cups out of?

plastic

Its thick paper

I dont eat fast food

Treatet

Still breaks though.

Or styrofoam

@tequila not treated

Fast food is great

It's fucking flimsy

But it's supposed to be better for the environment.

Its for the environment or something

why the fuck do you even need straws

If i did i would get a cup made out of a4 paper

or cups

Straws are the least of our worries

to drink stuff

gulp it down from the fountain