I was at a party getting raided in college when I was really drunk and they hushed us into the basement and I could hear the cops upstairs, my friend and I just looked at each other and agreed we were getting busted here so he picked up a chair and tossed it through the window and we bolted. Ahh the good times in college

Fingerbanging a 12 year old. What

Lol

How could I pretend to be sober at work if I was a crazy drunk? Wouldn't work.

Issa joke

@Octavia i don't mean to shit the bed but sometimes good old uncle jack is driving the meat suit and i don't have a choice

Ah, I've been at raided parties before Oct. Legged it too

dumb joke, fucking hunchbrain

^

Also as a teenager I almost got an asbo

yeah jim there is no way the house owners aren't gonna give you up to get out of trouble

I don't go to parties, fuck that

asbo?

Was 1 incident away

I've been in cells more than I can count jim

Been up in court

When I was younger

Why would I want to drink with degenerates who won't go anywhere in life?

Whatcha do

Anti-social behavioural order

i know a dude who was crying while getting arrested and i was talking to the cops, utterly shitfaced, about how its sad that some kids cant hold their drink

@A Drunk Sailor whats it like in ur mums basement

Lol

ahh sorry didn't know but yeah you never want to get labelled that young

@Deleted User Dunno, don't live there anymore and they sold that house.

What happens when you get an asbo?

Eww

The fuck is that new green

All of my encounters with the law happened before i was 18 so they all got expunged

Never been arrested

because I'm a good boy

Gay boy

half gay

My parents went on hols so I threw a party. Place was trashed, we lit a bonfire in the garden. Neighbours put complaints in, woke up one day to a warning notice

@Deleted User that new green is awesome

jim.......

anytime you have a bonfire in a yard.... there are gonna be problems

Not here

I miss having youthful exuberance as an excuse for my behaviour

No ome cares here

Just set the bonfire inside, problem solved