Yaas jim

you waj

@Octavia yes

@GUEVARA 神 what

All I had on was shoes

Tmw I can’t drink for medical reasons

You heard me @SYN

Feelsbadman

See you can't be a functioning alcoholic like I am if you're a crazy drunk

I called my mom a hoe when I was drunk, she called me a cunt cus she was drunk too

So it's all cool

@GUEVARA 神 mate, how

I was at a party getting raided in college when I was really drunk and they hushed us into the basement and I could hear the cops upstairs, my friend and I just looked at each other and agreed we were getting busted here so he picked up a chair and tossed it through the window and we bolted. Ahh the good times in college

Fingerbanging a 12 year old. What

Lol

How could I pretend to be sober at work if I was a crazy drunk? Wouldn't work.

Issa joke

@Octavia i don't mean to shit the bed but sometimes good old uncle jack is driving the meat suit and i don't have a choice

Ah, I've been at raided parties before Oct. Legged it too

dumb joke, fucking hunchbrain

^

Also as a teenager I almost got an asbo

yeah jim there is no way the house owners aren't gonna give you up to get out of trouble

I don't go to parties, fuck that

asbo?

Was 1 incident away

I've been in cells more than I can count jim

Been up in court

When I was younger

Why would I want to drink with degenerates who won't go anywhere in life?

Whatcha do

Anti-social behavioural order

i know a dude who was crying while getting arrested and i was talking to the cops, utterly shitfaced, about how its sad that some kids cant hold their drink

@A Drunk Sailor whats it like in ur mums basement

Lol

ahh sorry didn't know but yeah you never want to get labelled that young

@Deleted User Dunno, don't live there anymore and they sold that house.

What happens when you get an asbo?

Eww

The fuck is that new green

All of my encounters with the law happened before i was 18 so they all got expunged