hahaha

Eat it in a plastic bag

@Dimorac i was on a canoe trip to sweden

and we bought surstrømming

And make sure you cover your wheel chair

and opened it

@Crawfoot I swear you can use it as a weapon

Just carry a can, open it and throw it at muggers

just carrying a can of that shit unopened is still risky af

You open it only when you need it for defense

@Crawfoot isn’t there cases of them just bursting open

yep

Oh fuck no

it's pretty well known they can burst haha

@V3xxed_G1raff3 well they can burst because of the pressure of the gasses inside it

we had a lad bring in some of this weird fruit that stunk to high heaven ages ago for a laugh

durum fruit? something like that

Why even produce it if it's not only disgusting but a literal time bomb?

Durian

that's the one. Tasted strange too, apparently a delicacy

They sell them whole in the market near my place

stunk out anything it touches too

he was saying his missus has it every year

god knows how he deals with the kitchen after she's done with it

Goes out for a few days probs 😂

hello everyone.

She'd have to cut it outside if she were my wife

Greetings @Turtle

@Turtle morning yo!

only time I've ever seen 6 oldtimers who've been able to withstand anything from bilges to raw sewage run from an office

excepting one old boi who's farts can clear an entire 100 man office within about 4 mins if his bowels are kicking off

eats far too much shit

That reminds me of the time my uncle was driving me and my gran somewhere

He rolled up the windows and let out this huge noxious fume

Locked the windows too so that we couldn't get any fresh air

An organ truck would've smelled better

Sober me is gonna be so pissed

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@kikipatel keep it in the bot channel next time 😃