Message from @Illuminatyourgirlfriend

Discord ID: 526305974559047684


2018-12-23 07:45:13 UTC  

Why even produce it if it's not only disgusting but a literal time bomb?

2018-12-23 07:45:23 UTC  

Durian

2018-12-23 07:45:39 UTC  

that's the one. Tasted strange too, apparently a delicacy

2018-12-23 07:45:48 UTC  

They sell them whole in the market near my place

2018-12-23 07:45:50 UTC  

stunk out anything it touches too

2018-12-23 07:46:10 UTC  

he was saying his missus has it every year

2018-12-23 07:46:25 UTC  

god knows how he deals with the kitchen after she's done with it

2018-12-23 07:46:39 UTC  

Goes out for a few days probs 😂

2018-12-23 07:46:44 UTC  

hello everyone.

2018-12-23 07:47:07 UTC  

She'd have to cut it outside if she were my wife

2018-12-23 07:47:16 UTC  

Greetings @Turtle

2018-12-23 07:47:23 UTC  

@Turtle morning yo!

2018-12-23 07:47:29 UTC  

only time I've ever seen 6 oldtimers who've been able to withstand anything from bilges to raw sewage run from an office

2018-12-23 07:48:05 UTC  

excepting one old boi who's farts can clear an entire 100 man office within about 4 mins if his bowels are kicking off

2018-12-23 07:48:31 UTC  

eats far too much shit

2018-12-23 07:49:31 UTC  

That reminds me of the time my uncle was driving me and my gran somewhere

2018-12-23 07:50:01 UTC  

He rolled up the windows and let out this huge noxious fume

2018-12-23 07:50:32 UTC  

Locked the windows too so that we couldn't get any fresh air

2018-12-23 07:51:16 UTC  

An organ truck would've smelled better

2018-12-23 07:51:21 UTC  

Sober me is gonna be so pissed

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2018-12-23 07:52:02 UTC  

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2018-12-23 07:52:57 UTC  

**Skipping?** (2/3 people)

2018-12-23 07:53:43 UTC  

@kikipatel keep it in the bot channel next time 😃

2018-12-23 07:53:59 UTC  

he cant

2018-12-23 07:54:01 UTC  

he whitey

2018-12-23 07:54:50 UTC  

Then big f

2018-12-23 07:55:07 UTC  

il post it in cancer next time

2018-12-23 07:55:15 UTC  

Imagine being a whitey, like

2018-12-23 07:55:21 UTC  

Just be ranked?!

2018-12-23 07:56:20 UTC  

Just be ranked lmao

2018-12-23 07:56:23 UTC  

Not worth the time

2018-12-23 07:56:37 UTC  

smh @ mods who didnt set up the bot so only ranked can use it

2018-12-23 07:56:39 UTC  

You're not worth my time you wee rusted limpet

2018-12-23 07:56:43 UTC  

like

2018-12-23 07:56:58 UTC  

cant they just let whites in the bot channel if theyre gonna be allowed to use it?

2018-12-23 07:57:09 UTC  

Yours isn't the time I'm after

2018-12-23 07:57:21 UTC  

Or give them a bot for themselves even?

2018-12-23 07:57:53 UTC  

For what use?

2018-12-23 07:57:56 UTC  

Mods are truly brainlets