I can't drink

@Rudolf-Hess thats a big bitch

It's amazing.

jamie

Peculiar boast, but fair enough.

@Spork molk yes?

those premixed cans are like £4 like bitch just mix it yourself and it will probably save you like £20 in the long run

Nah, I chase vodka lolfire @lolfire

@lolfire didnt you mix yer saliva with shmehs sperm?

@coattailsandbowties you really think i have the energy to mix that stuff myself?

@coattailsandbowties fucking where they're 2 quid a pop mate

fuck outta here

FS rugar

Alcohol is gay anyway

Hahaha

@Crawfoot my j2o has more alcohol in it

*step 1:* buy coke.
*step 2:* buy jacks
*step 3:* pour into a jug together

*so difficult*

365 days until Christmas

@coattailsandbowties that's my point

heathen

step 2: buy roof tacks*

Step 4: die in bed

god i wish

Step 3: ???

@lolfire stop being an alcoholic

It's Christmas time! @Crawfoot I have one question!

step 3 is profit

@lolfire Lolfire, in the last bunch of messages, you've bragged about drinking vodka with water

stop lying

that is nothing to brag about

get some help

just, stop

@Rudolf-Hess Everything you post is taken from your friends facebook group chat.

@Crawfoot Can I ask you a question please?

Yup

@ky fiuck yes

fuck

imagine being so autistic you think drinking water with vodka is cool

@Crawfoot are you gay?