My depresso keeps me up till 3am

@°dunkin Dunklin° that’s fucked up

Crippilino Depresso

@Callie trust me, it's fun and I'd happily top myself

I want a espresso machine

Top yourself?

MY 24 YEAR OLD SISTER GOT A PLAYMOBIL XRAY MACHINE

If you've behaved you'll get some hair dye and lego.

@Turtle

@Callie end it all, just die... But I'm hanging on for my other half and her little one

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I'm smoking what's left of this joint before I go downstairs.

I can only be so social at 9 fucking am

All my presents love it

The black thing is a onsie 😂😂😂

I used to have a coffee and smoke 4 cigarettes before I could talk to anyone

another reason I'm glad I quit smoking

I need at least 2 coffees

I quit smoking and picked up vaping

Saves money and tastes great tbh

@°dunkin Dunklin° ah I see understandable

I don’t smoke

I drink

And drink

@Callie aye but gotta keep going on

Till I drop

Aye

I wish I could drink till I drop, but responsibilities, woooop

Fuck that

""""Santa"""" got me a wooden spoon from buckingham palace because of course this is something i require

Everyone wants a spoon from the fucking queen... Not

Now you can give your kids a state sponsored beating @coattailsandbowties

YAY

Anything but Christmas shit!

:D

that is a Christmas shit

True

Merry Christmas @Dimorac

I wish I had serotonin for Christmas