+giveme consent

Mum dad is dead too me and my mum lives 70 miles away, some stream it

Your da smokes meth and fucks homeless people

You know Christmas is shit when all you have is some cheap shitty body spray and a primary onsie, yeah it's shit

Primark*

A onsie I bought with my other half and a super drug body spray

If it was lynx I'd be happy

But it wasn't

I'm pretty pissy when it comes too Christmas, I hate the films and the movies and the whole thing

At least you live with family

I'd love too kill myself on booze though

Sounds fun

@Miri why won't you let me die

Damn irobot physics

I wish I could get blind drunk and wake up tomorrow but ar lass has a child and I have too cook dinner... Wooo

4'9 is honestly cute af

Smol girls are the best

Ar lass is 5'2 I wish she was smaller but honestly she is perf to me

Be happy the way you are chick, wishing you was better is a destructive way too be

Well in that case then research how to gain weight whilst maintaining health at the same time

I have too much weight on me, I hate it

@Miri best bet see what nutrition and weight gaining foods would be best for you to be able too gain more weight, take time with it

Or get into a reletionship, you'll soon smash on the weight

@Miri ahhh shit... Welp

I'd happily swap metabolism, mines slow af it's horrible

Ngl watching my other half try and set up the Nintendo switch is honestly fun af

@Callie I know ar lass is struggling and it's hilarious

She is like "why isn't it turning on" like let it charge a little or turn it on bab 😂😂😂

Nah ours is flat 😂😂 so gotta wait for it too charge 😂😂

Christmas sucks bare af

Welp my family is shit and I haven't got shit from them, not even a card tbh

Not even a small present

@Callie non taken, that's why I moved away cos fuck been with family that are like that

Can't wait for the truth bomb too drop

It's so fun

@Callie honestly I'm striving too be the parent that my parents never were to me

Also frozen is the worst film ever

@Callie well my dad is adopted and my mums dad left her and my grandma so my family is full of people who leave and don't really care tbh

@Callie aye who says familys are fun and stick together

Kinda guess this is why I'm fucked up and depresso af

@Callie my family is really small, but most are highly religious Christian and pretty much cast everyone else out so we dont really talk too our family cos no one communicates

My depresso keeps me up till 3am

@Callie trust me, it's fun and I'd happily top myself

I want a espresso machine

@Callie end it all, just die... But I'm hanging on for my other half and her little one

All my presents love it

The black thing is a onsie 😂😂😂

I need at least 2 coffees

I quit smoking and picked up vaping

Saves money and tastes great tbh

@Callie aye but gotta keep going on

I wish I could drink till I drop, but responsibilities, woooop

Everyone wants a spoon from the fucking queen... Not

I wish I had serotonin for Christmas

@Dimorac aye knowing that one. Even better when no one gets you anything

I need to stop been so depressed... When do doctors open again?

Deport and kill them all

Trying catnip on my cat, let's see what happens

I wish I was high rn, only way I can enjoy myself honestly

@Callie @CheekyOGNutZach I wish I could but no weed, no bacci and just can't with the little one... Urghh it's shit

@CheekyOGNutZach it's very pathetic, trust I know

@BAMPOT the fun life is no more... Its shit

Oh yes, got about 11 years or so to wait

Universal credit is shit, I hate it I wish I was working but gotta look after little one

Jobs are hard too get... Especially when you're trying too work around the school run

I wanna bust a nut too elestic girl damn she thicc

Well that's a shitty thing too come back too @Dimorac

I'm sorry, I won't do it again

Dinner is in, time to relax for a bit

2 games for free a month I don't see why not tbh

In that case then nah

What other benifits are there?

It's the day the earth stands still and we all die

Tbh I wanna come too pc gaming so then I can stop paying xbox and shit 😩😩😩

So emotes and shit posting... Fuck that

Ahhh fair fairs, tbh I do have the same amount but I play about 4 games

I'd probably play more strat games and fps proper if I was on pc

I'd jump on xbox but ar lasses little en is on fortnite whilst waiting for the switch too update and what not haha

I want rainbow 6 again... Urghh

Yes yes I did

We bought it for him

Little does he know

He ain't gonna be playing it again

What kind of melt?

@Callie deffo the best

Steak and cheese melts

Fuck yes

Oof

Take the 10th too

Well well how redneck of me

Sandy Hook ain't got nothing on the next one, coming too a town near you

I ain't a weeb so I'm lost

Ahhh right, I'll send it too my sister, she is a weird weeb kid

I have no emotions

Traps are gay tho

People are people, don't matter

Wine and Christmas Dinner... God where the fuck is the ale

I need them danks 😍😍

Nope wine is still the devil's liqour and tastes rank