it's 10:30pm for me, Mossad

joy to the lawd

my kid is in bed and now I have me time

Fuckin Australians

5 of the 7 people in the room are on their phones/tablets

It's half 12 and I'm having a jinter out the back

oofing in the 90s

C: we love you too

why isn't discord christmas caroling a thing?

did you /del my comment?

@zalfir MASTER RACE

My brother is messing around with his presents and my gma is reading a magazine.

Another shot here we go!

Ok

Well at least I got a proper hot water bottle.

I can’t feel my feet

My big fat Scottish step-dad is quaffing red bull. Punk ipa and shoveling shortbread into his face

This is strong

Soon he'll be shoving his dick into your ma

Ha!

@zalfir because they wanted to, probably.

Literally no other reason

45% alcohol and I’m on my fith shot

Plus beer

I’ll beat lolfire easy

Then go get drunk and leave us alone

It's 5:30 in the morning here and I haven't slept, i'm drinking a bottle of 50$ french imported whine with some shitty doritos blaze shit

Sure you are.

@coattailsandbowties I’m enjoying Christmas now

whine

rofl

I want to celebrate satan on christmas

i love this server

put an upside down pentagram on the top of the tree

kys

Hey it's Christmas

@zalfir irl

Don't tell people to kill themselves

You're right

You can call them a faget though

Just harm yourself, leave killing until tomorrow.