It has back doors for the chinese government to spy

I am celebrating christmas

But thanks for telling me that info cos I didn't actually know that

Because my family is gay

Hail satan

Merry Christmas guys/zim/zur

It’s 10:30pm

I'm celebrating Satanmas

Also fuck off I'm with my family, they're boring, and we're waiting for the food to cook

And I’m drunk that’s why @Hezbollah Agent

Also Mossad

Get off discord

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If I lived on my own I'd probably not even be celebrating

priase jebus!

Merry Christmas you jolly ol’ cunt

@temporalCaster#8501

Oof

it's 10:30pm for me, Mossad

joy to the lawd

my kid is in bed and now I have me time

Fuckin Australians

5 of the 7 people in the room are on their phones/tablets

It's half 12 and I'm having a jinter out the back

oofing in the 90s

C: we love you too

why isn't discord christmas caroling a thing?

did you /del my comment?

@zalfir MASTER RACE

My brother is messing around with his presents and my gma is reading a magazine.

Another shot here we go!

Ok

Well at least I got a proper hot water bottle.

I can’t feel my feet

My big fat Scottish step-dad is quaffing red bull. Punk ipa and shoveling shortbread into his face

This is strong

Soon he'll be shoving his dick into your ma

Ha!

@zalfir because they wanted to, probably.

Literally no other reason

45% alcohol and I’m on my fith shot