My mother: "i am time poor and cash rich"
My sister: "i am time poor and cash poor"

Trade money

@Jim i love brogholi

big meanie

For time..

@F1NN toblerone is halal now

TIME FIR MONEY...wait

That's..

Ight

A JOB

Prostitution..

I didn’t know there was anything in it

pretty much aye

Family getting the bluetooth speaker

Time for some ram ranch

Put weebshit on it

Well I'm away to get dressed

Brb

christmas dinner was nice

@Dazzie i already had ram ranch on the alexa earlier

now i want to sleep

No it’s the alcohol they used to clean the machines that mad it unhalal

@ky have you just woken up?

My mum was like "GET THAT AFF"

Lol

I got 75 dollars so looks like I get to eat boys

@blazn_
Nah woke up at 8 then went back to sleep at 10

18 NEKKID COWBOYS

@soup dad You eat boys?

I was shattered.

you lazy cunt

Yesss

brokeback mountain is a btec ram ranch

Said as a joke "Alexa, play Ram Ranch 7" thinking it wouldnt work and it fucking did 😂

No eat,boys

lousy bastard

Now I go get dressed.

@soup dad I got tortellini and pork ribs mre

Stepdads running about shouting "ALEXA STOP JESUS CHRIST"

They both aight

Ruined christmas already