A JOB

Prostitution..

I didn’t know there was anything in it

pretty much aye

Family getting the bluetooth speaker

Time for some ram ranch

Put weebshit on it

Well I'm away to get dressed

Brb

christmas dinner was nice

@Dazzie i already had ram ranch on the alexa earlier

now i want to sleep

No it’s the alcohol they used to clean the machines that mad it unhalal

@ky have you just woken up?

My mum was like "GET THAT AFF"

Lol

I got 75 dollars so looks like I get to eat boys

@blazn_
Nah woke up at 8 then went back to sleep at 10

18 NEKKID COWBOYS

@soup dad You eat boys?

I was shattered.

you lazy cunt

Yesss

brokeback mountain is a btec ram ranch

Said as a joke "Alexa, play Ram Ranch 7" thinking it wouldnt work and it fucking did 😂

No eat,boys

lousy bastard

Now I go get dressed.

@soup dad I got tortellini and pork ribs mre

Stepdads running about shouting "ALEXA STOP JESUS CHRIST"

They both aight

Ruined christmas already

^^^

Lol

@sweatercowsandsass sounds like a fun time

Honestly, I've fucked it already and its not even 3

Wheres my jack daniels

Alexa play the entire Ram Ranch saga

nah you need some vodka

i blasted ram ranch 64 in gym class

i would blast it in college but i would be judged very hard