pretty much aye

Family getting the bluetooth speaker

Time for some ram ranch

Put weebshit on it

Well I'm away to get dressed

Brb

christmas dinner was nice

@Dazzie i already had ram ranch on the alexa earlier

now i want to sleep

No it’s the alcohol they used to clean the machines that mad it unhalal

@ky have you just woken up?

My mum was like "GET THAT AFF"

Lol

I got 75 dollars so looks like I get to eat boys

@blazn_
Nah woke up at 8 then went back to sleep at 10

18 NEKKID COWBOYS

@soup dad You eat boys?

I was shattered.

you lazy cunt

Yesss

brokeback mountain is a btec ram ranch

Said as a joke "Alexa, play Ram Ranch 7" thinking it wouldnt work and it fucking did 😂

No eat,boys

lousy bastard

Now I go get dressed.

@soup dad I got tortellini and pork ribs mre

Stepdads running about shouting "ALEXA STOP JESUS CHRIST"

They both aight

Ruined christmas already

^^^

Lol

@sweatercowsandsass sounds like a fun time

Honestly, I've fucked it already and its not even 3

Wheres my jack daniels

Alexa play the entire Ram Ranch saga

nah you need some vodka

i blasted ram ranch 64 in gym class

i would blast it in college but i would be judged very hard

Dazzie, I think I'll get hung drawn and quartered if I make anymore Alexa song requests

i got judged very hard

Alexa play the Fortnite default dance dance 10 hour version