The only time I put shit through a letter box was for this stinking kid from Manchester

Lol

and im lowkey having an anxiety attack pls help

Didn't like him

Hence the poo

@V3xxed_G1raff3 just stop lol

There was once in my school a kid clogged a toilet and then put a banger in his shite and blew up the toilet. Was funny shit.

@Cow thanks you fixed me

Happy to help

put dog shit under the windscreen wipers of the car of someone you really hate

only problem i have now is the thermal compund under my nails

@Pirate that's evil

Tbh if I saw me as a kid now I would give myself a clip round the head

Actual bastard

did you ever egg peoples houses as a child jim???

Or teepee

In my early teens I would slash tires and break out windows

^^

I was a real piece of shit

Wut

Who hasn’t egged a house. Also throwing rocks at cars

Slashing tires, worst ever, hilarious as a kid, miles of fury as an adult.

Why age of child.

See if they’ll stop when they hear the ding then run

@Deleted User i broke someones window with a slingshot and had the police over

What*

luckily my dad is in the force and got me off with a warning

Yeah I never got caught

🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵 THIS IS THE POLICE <@&498259609316884520> <@&418479903571443713>
YOU BEST NOT BE DOING CRIMES AND SHIT

***s c a t t e r***

Whoops

I was never that physically that bad yikes. No broken windows or owt

I haven’t been on here all day

That said I was a massive cunt who hid my insecurities behind insults instead of actually being less shitty, so I would go back punch my younger self in the teeth

RUN

I’ve been doing work stuff

There was this guy that was kinda horrible himself and would burst your ball n shit if it went over his walls. He also had an apple tree he would leave to drop fruit all around and rot

<a:siren:524056339819790339> **put the out of context memes down and step away from that dog** <a:siren:524056339819790339>

Used to get the rotten fruit and blast his door with it

I was the kid that would break into your house steal your shit, and then get in trouble once my parents found all this new stuff. True delinquent.

He chopped the tree down after a while of this lol