did you ever egg peoples houses as a child jim???

Or teepee

In my early teens I would slash tires and break out windows

^^

I was a real piece of shit

Wut

Who hasn’t egged a house. Also throwing rocks at cars

Slashing tires, worst ever, hilarious as a kid, miles of fury as an adult.

Why age of child.

See if they’ll stop when they hear the ding then run

@Deleted User i broke someones window with a slingshot and had the police over

What*

luckily my dad is in the force and got me off with a warning

Yeah I never got caught

🔴🔵🔴🔵🔴🔵 THIS IS THE POLICE <@&498259609316884520> <@&418479903571443713>
YOU BEST NOT BE DOING CRIMES AND SHIT

***s c a t t e r***

Whoops

I was never that physically that bad yikes. No broken windows or owt

I haven’t been on here all day

That said I was a massive cunt who hid my insecurities behind insults instead of actually being less shitty, so I would go back punch my younger self in the teeth

RUN

I’ve been doing work stuff

There was this guy that was kinda horrible himself and would burst your ball n shit if it went over his walls. He also had an apple tree he would leave to drop fruit all around and rot

<a:siren:524056339819790339> **put the out of context memes down and step away from that dog** <a:siren:524056339819790339>

Used to get the rotten fruit and blast his door with it

I was the kid that would break into your house steal your shit, and then get in trouble once my parents found all this new stuff. True delinquent.

He chopped the tree down after a while of this lol

kids are weirdly territorial too, like when yous were kids did yous ever bump into another grp of wee kids from a neighbouring town? It was like the rules that you had to fight them

Smart on his behald.

you'll never take me alive or fully explain the context of this image coppers!

I was really big into stealing cigarettes and kitchen appliances @Nip Crippler

Yeah mand. For us it was the kids at the top of the hill

why kitchen appliances @Deleted User ?

I would just smoke the cigarettes but the appliances would get me good money at the pawn

@Deleted User I was a dope fiend by 15, I was stealing VCR's and walkman players. lol

No one really looks for a blender when it's stolen @Mandy

i stole lego when i was like 8

They’d come down and there’d be like a gathering at the crossroads where the hill started and my street ended

I tool a massive shit and blocked the toilet god rest my soul

They were the dirty scruffy kids too lol

Stay awake from landscaping equipment