we used to balance the glass bottles of milk on peoples door handles, then chap door and run away, watch for the smash

it pisses me off knowing I'm self conscious about using my phone on the shitter cause my sister used to give me grief about playing my gameboy on the shitter as a kid now that everyone (her included) uses their phone on the shitter

Im on the shitter right now

@Cow Relatable

I got a sharp stick n wandered round the green looking for a good bit of dog poo

I used to put all kinds of stuff in the letter box over the road and watch the postie pull it out when he came to get it. Used to give each other scores based on their reaction

Same

So you've been spamming shit since you were 6? @Jim

Lol

Stab it then post it through a random letterbox

Set it on fire and poke it through a letterbox

Ah the good ol' brown mail.

💩💥🔥

nearly broke my pc lol

The only time I put shit through a letter box was for this stinking kid from Manchester

Lol

and im lowkey having an anxiety attack pls help

Didn't like him

Hence the poo

@V3xxed_G1raff3 just stop lol

There was once in my school a kid clogged a toilet and then put a banger in his shite and blew up the toilet. Was funny shit.

@Cow thanks you fixed me

Happy to help

put dog shit under the windscreen wipers of the car of someone you really hate

only problem i have now is the thermal compund under my nails

@Pirate that's evil

Tbh if I saw me as a kid now I would give myself a clip round the head

Actual bastard

did you ever egg peoples houses as a child jim???

Or teepee

In my early teens I would slash tires and break out windows

^^

I was a real piece of shit

Wut

Who hasn’t egged a house. Also throwing rocks at cars

Slashing tires, worst ever, hilarious as a kid, miles of fury as an adult.

Why age of child.

See if they’ll stop when they hear the ding then run

@Deleted User i broke someones window with a slingshot and had the police over

What*

luckily my dad is in the force and got me off with a warning