OD -> get admitted to hospital -> get the good intravenous drugs

@AstroTorch sit in silence, occasionally looking at the other people stuck with you in a metal tube with metal wheels running on a road of metal and wondering where they are going, who they are? What are their problems? Do they have any? Are they okay? Do they need help? Should you say hello and smile?

Lol

Can't get admitted into hospital on the train though can I

Other end

Stop being high. @Cow

Emergency stop. They’ll find a way

But the point is to be high on the train

Pull the lever

nutmeg life

The ultimate high

And I want a million quid torch

The rush of ruining people’s day and getting arrested

Pulling the emergency stop on footy day

Masturbating over the side of a bridge onto traffic was pretty thrilling tbh

Pissing was my high point

every time I've taken the train outside of peak hour in the past year someone's stopped me to ask about my book
in particular had an old lady mention how quaint it is that I wasn't just reading from a tablet

Happy boxing day

or something

Jesus that was near 10 years ago now

@Pirate gay

I was in a car with my pals drunk mum once. That was exciting

Pissing in a bin while in full view of the police

That's not okay

Time to reup aye

I mean at least you pissed in the bin

Pissing off a walkway on to oncoming traffic

And not on the road

That was hype

Nvm

You pissed on the road

Nah

Pissed over the m25 over a decade ago

If you piss on something you legally own it

Peepee

It’s a rite of passage for the youth of my area

Cow did a lil tinkle winkle

That and setting fire to bins

To show he is a big boy

And occasional gang ware fare between boroughs

Good old setting fire to bins