@fuzzyplant Your gran asks for more ketchup with her soup

On your knees coats?

have you tried drying your knees

😏

Hahaa

@The Melon that's how you invite more

>when your man splooges on you so much it drips down your legs and soaks your knees

I cleaned out the gerbil cage before I left

no point dryin her knees when she's gotta work the rest of the day like

^

true jim

Lmao

Yeah we've heard that excuse before

I'm going for a sleep like.Got night shift the night

is that a euphemism for having a wank @coattailsandbowties

sleep well tea

have a good one

Nn

Sleep well Tea

later tea

stop saying like, we get it, you're a bellend

take it easy, Tea

Auf wiedersehen Tea

@THCVee no, it's a euphemism for cleaning the gerbil cage.

Oh and btw "big lad" shut the fuck up you fucking asswipe

So she thinks

then its not then....

*exactly*

yeah yeah, I'm gonna go 'clean the gerbil cage' too iykwim 😉 😉

fairs

Same same

You bloody animals

I am, actually

totm

only 1 week out of the month @coattailsandbowties .

Bitch if your period is a full week you need to get that checked out.

Might be iron deficient.

don't period shame

Need some more iron rods

nah i just get beeriods after a sesh

but ill fuck on blob so makes no odds